tomorrow on jezebel.com “beyonce releases album at midnight and incessant usage of ‘bitches’ ruins it and feminism”
i need to order donuts or something right now to deal with this
it’s Friday the 13th. she invoked some kind of witchcraft or something
hahahha yeees i was thinking contracts wherein you agree that you will be murdered if you speak of it but withcraft yes definitely
honestly, though. we are all paying $15 and giving her free promotion. she has changed the game.
exactly!! we are doing all the work for her. she fucking used us like a well tamed group of cattle. if one single person with internet access had found out about this earlier, it would’ve been blown. but somehow (ILLUMINATI) she managed to keep it totally underwraps and then USE US LIKE A FUCKING BOMB OR SOMETHING idek if i’m making sense!!!!!!
HOW IT FEEL TO KNOW GOD IS A BLACK WOMAN
releasing music will never be the sameeee everyone else just some basic ass bitches like WHO EVEN NEEDS PROMOTION AND APPEARANCES AND ALBUM COVERS
hold on i’m reblogging
poor bb lorde what awful timing