via: daeneryus  
source: lannistermartell
#LOL

lannistermartell:

the fucking irony

3,629 notes // 4 hours ago

I’m sick my whole body and throat hurts and C’s cat is super sick like maybe dying and I didn’t sleep well and I can’t call out of my eight hour shift because capitalism favors corporations over humans

0 notes // 2 days ago

one of the worst things in this world is that rihanna’s ‘birthday cake’ is only a minute and twenty one seconds long

5 notes // 1 week ago
via: agent-bering  
source: kissthefuture
4,396 notes // 1 week ago
75,008 notes // 2 weeks ago

wow I just love women so fucking much

4 notes // 2 weeks ago

my new thing is to just be angry about hot girls. not just distracted and lustful but ANGRY

2 notes // 2 weeks ago
via: notkatniss  
source: notkatniss

notkatniss:

………has this been done before

62,194 notes // 3 weeks ago
via: alexandragreys  
source: kenzimalikov

(x)

338 notes // 3 weeks ago

I hate the feeling of a customer hesitating to tell me she’s dating a woman because she thinks I’m straight

0 notes // 3 weeks ago
via: liveitout  
source: zolciak

TAAAAAAKE A XANAAAAXXX, CAAALLMMMM DOOOWWWNNN!

1,794 notes // 3 weeks ago

i ended up going out for pride and made two friends and hurt my foot and lost $20 (unless i just don’t remember spending it) as well as my debit card!!!!! happy gay day

1 note // 3 weeks ago

i lost my debit card tonight why do i even existtttt

1 note // 3 weeks ago

to celebrate Pride I will inform every male coworker who flirts with me today that I’m really super incredibly gay

2 notes // 3 weeks ago
via: heathicorn  
source: kristenwiiggle

kristenwiiggle:

this will be one of my top five fave snl moments until the end of time and it wasnt even a sketch soooo

21,707 notes // 4 weeks ago
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